A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need.
A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times.
A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm.
A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite
the size of your problem.
What kind of a friend are you? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?
Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to
doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk
which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9
months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance
3. It is polite, it bows after performing.
Funny text I bumped into online, what a way to get a hearty laugh.
Enjoy people, ;-)
A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times.
A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm.
A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite
the size of your problem.
What kind of a friend are you? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?
Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to
doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk
which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9
months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance
3. It is polite, it bows after performing.
Funny text I bumped into online, what a way to get a hearty laugh.
Enjoy people, ;-)
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